APH - USUK - u think u slick

Have an alternate version/ending that I initially did just to get the idea down: [link]

So with all my dental work and surgeries and crap lately, I've had to deal with a numb face almost all the damn time and sooo... I thought of this.

TOTALLY CLEVER HUH.

I don't know why Alfred was at the dentist so don't ask.
Maybe it's AU, or maybe he ripped his tooth apart by trying to bite into caramel or something. How does that make sense isn't he-- shutup.

Characters belong to Hidekaz Himaruya